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Excel Cartoons From User Friendly

A Sneak Peek at Excel 2004

VBA Humor

Ellen Feiss Uses Excel

Excel is Also a Spreadsheet?

The Aspiring Writer

The Wife vs the Mistress

If Excel Were a Car

Take Out Your Aggressions on Excel

Excel's Hidden Dialog Box

Microsoft Banner Ads

Scientists Tell Us

Top-10 Signs You Purchased a Bad Spreadsheet

Genie in a Lamp

Another View of Charting

Famous Cells and Ranges

Test Your Knowledge of Excel Pivot Tables

Shakespeare's Favorite Formula

A Bunch of Riddles

Lotus Cartoon

Are You a Spreadsheet Junkie?

Spreadsheet Poem

Pilot Joke

Spreadsheet Taglines

Spreadsheet Anagrams

Cannibal Joke

Spreadsheet Consultant Joke

Spreadsheet Glossary

 

 

The Aspiring Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said:

"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing Excel error messages.