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The Wife vs the Mistress

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Are You a Spreadsheet Junkie?

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The Wife vs the Mistress

An artist, an architect, and an Excel programmer were sitting around discussing whether each enjoyed spending time with the wife or the mistress.

The architect says, "I like spending time with my wife, because the stability and endurance of my marriage helps me design better buildings."

The artist says, "I like spending time with my mistress, because the passion and
mystery of the affair influences my art."

The Excel programmer says, "I like both."

The architect and the artist are puzzled. "Both?"

The Excel programmer replies, "Yeah, both. Each thinks I'm spending time with the other, and so then I have time to read the newsgroups!"