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Excel Cartoons From User Friendly

A Sneak Peek at Excel 2004

VBA Humor

Ellen Feiss Uses Excel

Excel is Also a Spreadsheet?

The Aspiring Writer

The Wife vs the Mistress

If Excel Were a Car

Take Out Your Aggressions on Excel

Excel's Hidden Dialog Box

Microsoft Banner Ads

Scientists Tell Us

Top-10 Signs You Purchased a Bad Spreadsheet

Genie in a Lamp

Another View of Charting

Famous Cells and Ranges

Test Your Knowledge of Excel Pivot Tables

Shakespeare's Favorite Formula

A Bunch of Riddles

Lotus Cartoon

Are You a Spreadsheet Junkie?

Spreadsheet Poem

Pilot Joke

Spreadsheet Taglines

Spreadsheet Anagrams

Cannibal Joke

Spreadsheet Consultant Joke

Spreadsheet Glossary

 

 

 

VBA Humor

What's so funny about VBA? Well, depending on your sense of humor, maybe this...
 

Programming Nihilism

Dim Everything as Object

If Everything Is Nothing Then
    MsgBox "This is a paradox of the Object-Oriented universe."
End If

Sub and Function Names

Sub MachineGun ()
Sub Stitute ()
Sub Marine ()
Sub Human ()
Function Ality ()

Declaration Statements

Dim Lotus(1 To 3)
Dim Wit, TheLights
Public Exposure
Dim Julian As Boolean, King As String, Kong As Long 
Dim BaseballCards As New Collection
Dim Mouthful as Byte
Dim Dewey As Decimal
Dim DatingService As Single
Public Nudity As Graphic
Dim Trouble As Double
Static Cling, Electricity
Dim Rope as String
Dim Bones, Bones, DryBones
ReDim HisRights

VBA Statements

If IsMissing(InAction) Then GoTo MilkCarton
If IsNull(Warranty) And Void Then BuyaNew1
Cocktail = Abs(Vodka)
SendKeys "Because I'm locked out"
Synergy = Whole > Application.Sum(ItsParts)
Brightness = Array("of", "light")
Yield = Right(OfWay, 2)
Perfect10 = DateValue(Tiffany)
If(IsEmpty(Head)) Then GoTo School
WoodenHouse = Log(Cabin)
Kill("SomeTime")
Heart = Val(Entine)
RaiseEvent Hell
Brittney = Space(Cadet)
Seek(AndYeShallFind)
Lonely = Left(Out, 1)
OnWithThe.Show
DeadActor = Dir("WoodKirby")
Call MeACab(Hansom)

Application.Run "Away"

GoodIdea.Copy

Wallpaper.Paste
Range("HomeOnThe").Activate
Lubricant = Shell("\Oil")
Mismatch = Round(Sqr(Peg), 0)
Actor = Val(Kilmer)
Map = Rand(McNally)
GoTo Jail
Do
  Walk Backwards
Loop Until Christmas

Thanks to the following, who contributed some of this material: Allen Browne, Frank Isaacs, Bill Manville, J.E. McGimpsey, Bob Umlas.