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VBA Humor
Programming NihilismDim Everything as Object
If Everything Is Nothing Then
MsgBox "This is a paradox of the Object-Oriented universe."
End If
Sub and Function NamesSub MachineGun () Sub Stitute () Sub Marine () Sub Human () Function Ality () Declaration StatementsDim Lotus(1 To 3) Dim Wit, TheLights Public Exposure Dim Julian As Boolean, King As String, Kong As Long Dim BaseballCards As New Collection Dim Mouthful as Byte Dim Dewey As Decimal Dim DatingService As Single Public Nudity As Graphic Dim Trouble As Double Static Cling, Electricity Dim Rope as String Dim Bones, Bones, DryBones ReDim HisRights VBA StatementsIf IsMissing(InAction) Then GoTo MilkCarton If IsNull(Warranty) And Void Then BuyaNew1 Cocktail = Abs(Vodka) SendKeys "Because I'm locked out" Synergy = Whole > Application.Sum(ItsParts) Brightness = Array("of", "light")
Yield = Right(OfWay, 2) Perfect10 = DateValue(Tiffany) If(IsEmpty(Head)) Then GoTo School WoodenHouse = Log(Cabin) Kill("SomeTime")
Heart = Val(Entine) RaiseEvent Hell Brittney = Space(Cadet) Seek(AndYeShallFind) Lonely = Left(Out, 1) OnWithThe.Show DeadActor = Dir("WoodKirby")
Call MeACab(Hansom) Application.Run "Away" GoodIdea.Copy Wallpaper.Paste Range("HomeOnThe").Activate
Lubricant = Shell("\Oil")
Mismatch = Round(Sqr(Peg), 0) Actor = Val(Kilmer) Map = Rand(McNally) GoTo Jail Do Walk Backwards Loop Until Christmas Thanks to the following, who contributed some of this material: Allen Browne, Frank Isaacs, Bill Manville, J.E. McGimpsey, Bob Umlas. |