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Spreadsheet Consultant Joke
A spreadsheet consultant died and went to heaven.
There were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St.
Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the consultant was,
and greeted him warmly. St. Peter took the consultant up to the front of the line, and
into a comfortable chair by his desk.
The consultant said, "I like all this attention, but what makes me so special?"
St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you're 193 years old!"
And Another...
An engineer, an operations manager, an accountant, and a software
technical support person were traveling together in a car to attend an
urgent meeting. Ten miles from the meeting the car breaks down.
The engineer says "Give me ten minutes and I'll have it fixed."
The operations manager says "If we all get a cab we will still get
there on time, and, under the circumstances the cost is acceptable."
The accountant says "We could get the bus, still get there on time
and at half the cost."
The software tech support guy says "If we all get out, then get back
in again one by one... it should start!!"