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The Aspiring Writer

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Excel's Hidden Dialog Box

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Genie in a Lamp

Another View of Charting

Famous Cells and Ranges

Test Your Knowledge of Excel Pivot Tables

Shakespeare's Favorite Formula

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Lotus Cartoon

Are You a Spreadsheet Junkie?

Spreadsheet Poem

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Spreadsheet Poem


The formula above is actually a poem:

A dozen, a gross and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plus five times eleven,
Equals nine squared and not a bit more.

And here's another one for gardeners...

You may spreadsheet in columns
You may spreadsheet in rows
But the more you spreadsheet
The faster it grows.