Spreadsheet Jokes

You think the fifth integer is "Windows"
Your doctor recommends an IV - and you think of the last column in a worksheet
You try to press Alt+F4 when you need to close your car window.
You think the song "Home on the Range" refers to cell A1.
While driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the houses - they don't appear to be valid cell addresses.
On Usenet, you check comp.apps.spreadsheets even before alt.binaries.pictures.erotica
Your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!" -- and you chastise her for omitting the "else" clause.
You are reading a book and try to press Ctrl+PgDn to get to the next page.
You get in an elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want.
The numbers 8,192, 16,384 and 65,536 have special significance to you.
Your dog's name is "Macro."
You try to enter a formula into a word processing document.
You actually use one to balance your checkbook.
Your reaction to the question "Are you saved?" is certainly not one the preacher expected.
You have a web browser bookmark for http://www.j-walk.com/ss/