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Excel Cartoons From User Friendly

A Sneak Peek at Excel 2004

VBA Humor

Ellen Feiss Uses Excel

Excel is Also a Spreadsheet?

The Aspiring Writer

The Wife vs the Mistress

If Excel Were a Car

Take Out Your Aggressions on Excel

Excel's Hidden Dialog Box

Microsoft Banner Ads

Scientists Tell Us

Top-10 Signs You Purchased a Bad Spreadsheet

Genie in a Lamp

Another View of Charting

Famous Cells and Ranges

Test Your Knowledge of Excel Pivot Tables

Shakespeare's Favorite Formula

A Bunch of Riddles

Lotus Cartoon

Are You a Spreadsheet Junkie?

Spreadsheet Poem

Pilot Joke

Spreadsheet Taglines

Spreadsheet Anagrams

Cannibal Joke

Spreadsheet Consultant Joke

Spreadsheet Glossary

 

 

Top-10 Signs That You Purchased a Bad Spreadsheet

10. A sticker on the box reads, Now Supports DOS 1.2

9. It is part of a software suite called "Office Schmoffice."

8. User testimonials on the box are written in Arabic.

7. The help file consists of three words: "Don't ask me."

6. The Setup diskette reads, "Disk 1 of 1".

5. The Setup routine displays "Another Sucker" as the default user name.

4. The user manual is scribbled on the back of an old envelope.

3. The technical support phone number is 555-1212.

2. The only way to get a hard copy of your work is to photograph the screen.

1. When you press F9, a message box tells you to dig out your calculator.