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The Guitar GodAbout me, THE GUITAR GOD

They call me "The Guitar God". My real name is actualy Todd, but I don't go buy it anymore. Even my mom has started calling me by that name because I stopped answering to TODD. What ever you do don't call me Turd (I had enuf of that in school!!!).  

That's me on the left. My favorite color is PURPLE (can you tell??), and I'm a Taurus. I'm 6'0" tall and weigh 112 pounds. I made this web site so people could laern more about me and the types of things that I am interested in and the stuff that I do. 

Before you leave here check out my EBAY AUCTIONS!!!

Dont bother clicking. It does not work!! I don't know why, it SAYS E-mail on it. So dont ask.

My Music!!!

Music is my life! I mean it. I could relly just sit around all day and just listen to music. I don't care if its on CDs, radios, tapes, TV, or even life music. Whatever!! As long as its good music I dig it and also enjoy it. So what makes good music you might ask? Well, for one thing it has to have loud guitars in it and those guitars must be played fast with lots of high notes and a good deal of distrotion. And it must also have drums too. And some base, of course (all good music has base!) . And the singer should also be good and sing about meaningful things like isuues such as life, death, and drugs and even relation chips. 

Eventually I hope to have a sucesful career in the music biz. Right now I don't have a job, but I want to work in a music store and sell guitars and other sorted instruments like bases and amps and even drums. I have already applied for some jobs but they always tell me they don't need anybody right now. But that's OK they can keep their dam job!! I'll prolly just start my own store and call it THE GUITAR GOD MUSIC STORE

Right now I'm getting some valubale experience by selling musical stuff on EBAY!! I haven't had to much luck so far, but I'm only just starting! So give me a brake!!! And I also watn to learn how to play the guitar as well, I think that will help me be a better salesman cuz I can demonstrate the varius guitras to my customors and sell the guitar that best meets their particular needs! 

I used to take trumbone, but I decided that's not for me. I mean when was the last time you heard a good song that had a tombone on it??? Think about it!! If I would a stuck with the trumbones then you wood have to call me Trumbone God! LOL. Trumbones = No way. Guitars = Yes!

So, to sumarize, my name is the GUITAR GOD and music is my life! I plan to make a career out of music.

All About My Family

I happen to be a family man. I don't mean that I have kids and a wife and stuff. But I do live with my family. 

I have my own room and my mom and her boyfreind pretty much just leave me be. Well, it's not atcually a room in the trailer. It's a little small room out in the back what used to be some kind of a tool shed or something like that. If you look at hte pictor below you can't actually see my place (its behind the tree) but you can see the actual trailor where my mom and her boyfriend stay. That's my mom's truck. Its a nice one! 

My place may not be a mashion, but it suites me just fine!! I have lot of pivatcy and I dont even have to pay rent and I get free food because I eat in the trailor with the others. 

My sister also lives here (but she has a actual room in the trailer) and she will soon have another baby (that will make 2!!! Boy that room will be crowded and noisy and even stinkier than it is already, what with the diapers and all). Now she (my sister, that is) just needs to find herself a boy freind that will stick around LOL!! I don't have a picture of my sister but I do have sum of my Mom.  See right below. That's her in her blue out fit and in her red out fit.

Mom wasn't two happy in this phogotraphs, she don't really like to get her pitcher taken, I don't know why, she just don't.

These pictures was taken one night before she went out on a date with somebody she met at the Piggly Wigly market (that's a good place to pickup chicks!!). She coulnt figger out what to ware that night!  Sometimes she will actually smile, and she looks pretty good considering that she's a mom!  


Somebody sent me another pitcher of my mom. They said they new my mom in her "yuonger days".  I gotta admit that she was a real babe.

 But I think it mite be a fake pitcher. If you look at it real close you will see that some thing just ain't right about it. I don't think she had that blue out fit back then and she prolly didn't have grey hair either when she was yung and I no for a fact that she didnt' have that hair thing cuz she just got it for Chrismas a cupple of years a go!  But I like to think thats the way she looked cuz then I know ware I got all of my good looks from! LOL!

Now mom has herself a steady boyfriend and he lives at the trailer. For some raison he does not like me two much and I don't really know the reason why not. He works over at the gas station and he usually comes home drunk. And sometimes he'll give me a few beers, but only if he's already drunk. Otherwise he just goes, "Hey, get the hell outta here boy."

Dad is in the picture to the right..

That's the only picuter I could find. I beleive it  was the last picutre ever takin of him before he went away for about the ninth time (mom threw out all the others pictuers). I don't really know exactly where he is right now, but i think he prolly has plenty of free time on his hands to think about things such as life, death and music. Lets hope he doesn't drop the sope when he takes a shower! LOL!!

Maybe Ill see him again sometimes but I relly doubt it! LOL.


Check Out My Girlfreind!!!!!

Meet Myrtle, my girl (but don't call her Turtle!!). OK, she may not be the best looking girl in the world, but she has a big heart (along with other "big" things LOL). Well look at me. I mean I'm not exacly Brad Pits! She actuly looks better than the picture shows because her hair is now alot shorter and she got some eyeglasses. The zits have alos cleared up for the most part.  But I think she might a put on a little weight (that girl eats more than me!).

We've been going toegether for almost a year off and on. We met at school, but we never had any classes together. I went outside to have a smoke and there she was smoking too! I think it was some kind of carma that caused us to meat that day. I asked her if she might like to go on a drive with me after school and she says Sure why not? I don't have antyhing better to do. And I go Alright! And the rest is hystory!

Anyways, we usually get along good cept when we fight and argue. Mainly its about stuff that I can't even talk about here 'cuz this web site is rated G for general audeinces. But usually things are good and we spend time together and watch the TV and drive around and listen to music and "stuff" (if you know what I mean!!). We'll prolly get married at some time in the future, as soon as I open my music store and she gets herself a job. Right now Myrtle is unemployed but she gets a check each and every month on account of her baby. That's actualy  better than working because she doesn't have to do antything!!

A   U N P A I D  A D V E R T I S E M E N T

NEW -->>> Myrtle has her own WEB SITE!!

*** Go To Myrtle's KEWL Site ***

(its a professsional business site)


Meat My Friends!!

My friends are:

Here is Alexander. What a nerd!! But at lest he has a computor!

These friens of mine are all relly cool guys and are also good guys to hang with. But for some reason they all seem to be very busy these days so we don't realy hang out much anymore. I don't know why. They always seem to have to go somewheres or do something. . And they wouldn't give me any pictuers (except for Alexander) for my web site. I don't know why really. 



Here is my good bud James who is very famuous and play gitrar in a very famuous heavy metall band. James and me like to hang out when hes in town playings gigs and conserts. I am sorry but he has to remain anonomuse. If I tole you who he really was then the fans would get out of hand when he comes to visit me and James relly likes his privicy. So U just have to trust me on this one! LOL But its relly true and he relly is famuous. He is prolly my best freind rite now.

About School :~(

I was smart and left school as soon as I could. The law says I can quit when I turn 16 so I followed the law and that's exatcly what I did!  

I just didn't like it at school and the teachers were pretty stupid if you ask me. I mean really. Why should I have to read "Great Expectorations" by Charles Dickson? This is the US of A we live in, not the united kingdom of England!! And it was a very thick book too and I couldn't really understand what was going on with this guy Pip!! And then their's math! Give me a brake! I can add stuff up and that's pretty much all the math I need. I mean when was the last time you had to do some algebra? Be honest! I was never much good in goegraphy or history either. I mean, I don't plan to do much traveling and what's past is past, right? And I wont' even talk about Spanish class!! They gotta be kidding with that stuff! 

Plus look at all of the great rock stars. I bet none of them spent to much time in shcool, right?.

I have graduated from the "School of Hard Knocks". My dad went their and so did my grand dad (ha-ha). They both did alright, well at least my grand dad did alright. He played the guitar in a band butt was not known as the GUITAR GOD. That's me!! 

Heres My Dog!!

Everybody needs a dog, right? And I have one goes by the name of Snot Rag (I named him!). I don't realy know what kind a dog it is. I don't even know where it came from. It just kinda showed up one day. I started feeding it some food and the next thing you know he like made hisself at home and now it stays with me. 

He don't know any tricks and he won't even come when I call him (unless I have some food in my hand, then he comes right away even if I call him by a name other than Snot Rag). It lost a lot of its fir somewhere along the line.  I don't know why maybe from scratching flees. He's kinda bald. He also barks a lot for no real reason. And sometimes he'll bite poeple if they get to close and don't have any food on them. I guess he's kinda mean, really and most poeple don't like him at all. And, I must admit that he realy doesn't smell all that good specially when its wet out after its rained. That's why I make him sleep on the floor (tho he wants to sleep with me!!) 

And heres My Car!!

OK, I'm not one of those guys who are really into there cars. As I mentionned, my main thing in life is music and guitars!! I am, afterall, THE GUITAR GOD!!! But, everybody needs a car just to get around, and I have one! It's a white car, kinda old, but I'm not sure of the model or the year.

It really needs to be washed LOL and the junk needs to be cleared off the floors and seats, but she runs pretty good and gets descent milage!! Theres no spare tho, so let's hope I don't get a flat!!!! Oh and the blinkers don't work and one tail lite is out.

I did have one accident with the car, and I think it had a few  more before I even got it!! Let's just say I backed up and didn't look to close in the miror so I didnt see that guy standing there! But you know what's the funny thing? He was even drunker than I was!! LOL But the police weren't really laughing much that day!!

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MY Links!

1. Myrtles Web Site (NEW!! NEW !!! NEW!! NEW!

2. MOre links will be coming soon. Like I says, this site is UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

3. Even more links will come later!


What I Like and DisLike

Here's what I LIKE Here's What I DON'T like
Guitars! Expecially loud vintage guitars! SCHOOL!!! Or even thinking about shcool!!!
Good Music such as Metalica and AC-DC Trumbones of any type including trumbone music
Money Brushing my teeth
Not going to school! Poeple who call me Turd instead of Todd
People who call me GUITAR GOD!! Stupid TV commericals like tampoons and things
Having my very own music store When my dog humps my leg
Eating food especially meat and candy When ther's no toilet paper left
Sleeping!!! Being takin to jail
Hot babes! When my dog does #2 in my bed. Even #1 is bad!
Sleeping with hot babes!! LOL Cleaning things up
Selling stuff on EBAY! Stupid poeple who dont understand me
Getting let out of jail Books expecially shcool books!!

There are prolly some other things that I like and dislike but these are the main ones.

You're supposed to click on this
to send me some email but it doesnt work right.
I don't relly know why. It works for other people but not for me.
I don't know why, I relly don't. But I do know this --
Computeres SUCK!!!!