"Not just an education... a career."

Welcome to Spam University, the world's top-rated educational institution for the growing spam industry.

Are you tired of your dead-end job? Want to make some big-time cash without actually working? Earn the money you deserve in the exciting and fast-growing spam industry.

At Spam University, you'll earn while you learn. Our hands-on curriculum will teach you time-proven spamming techniques:  Everything you need to make a name for yourself in the fast-paced spam industry.

Are you up to the challenge?

Click the links on the left to find out more about Spam U. Better yet, send us your email address so we can provide you with lots of helpful information.

Dr. Arnie "Smarmy" Stanford,
Dean of Spam University.